The Citroën 2CV was constructed to a rigorous performance criteria: get a farmer across a bumpy field without breaking a basket of eggs. To be honest, that’s about as far as the “performance” end of things went. In addition to looking like a metal snail, it was possibly as slow as one, starting out with a 9-HP two-cylinder. Minimalist: oui . Beautiful: non .

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